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Saturday, December 26, 2009

An update on the mushroom living under my testicles.

His name is Hal. Doc says it cain't be helped. "Some peoples has moles and some peoples are Italian and some peoples have mushrooms growing under they testes." I guess this is what it means to be an adult. Learning to live with the things you'd rather not even know you could even have to live with. Like baiting your basement for rats each winter. Or having to shoot your brother's dog. I'm sure the mushroom wishes things had turned out better for him, too, though Hal ain't one to complain.

Snowing outside. Light and fluffy. Come Tuesday, Hal and I are going ice fishing. Gonna catch us a mess of ice fish.

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